Stupid Hipsters In the Forest

pancakenation:

I realise it’s hard to read.  I don’t give two fucks.  I still think I improved it, overall.

Click picture for original.  x_x

Reblogged from:  MissWallflower

(via geneticmutations)

There must be a contest going on… WHO CAN LOOK THE MOST LIKE EMACIATED-GENDER QUEER VERSION OF FALKOR…

OH god stay there… don’t move… don’t….. I’m almost about to cummmm THIS IS SOO HOT… YOUR SHAVED HEAD BRING BACK THE HORRIBLE MEMORIES OF THE HOLOCAUST…. I’m only 13 but i feel the jews pain I FEEL IT I BREATH IT *fap fap fap fap fap*

are you a girl or are you a boy i dunno this is hott.mmmmemmmm I feel you love you breath you!!

poisonedflowers:(via lucyholliday)

Perfect. JUST FUCKING PERFECT.

LETS GRAB A CAT BY ITS FUCKING NECK, pose topless (to grab the horny douchebags attention). Those that wig on, that’s because you ARE NOT A CONSUMERIST WHORE, no no…

And she’s real. Dude, you see how she’s real? THE SPARKLY TIGHTS. Real yo. I’m feelin’ this.

We’re also going to act indifferent to the whole situation. THIS REALLY IS A SYMBOLISM IDEA ABOUT HOW THE CHILDREN IN HAITI ARE SUFFERING.

Fucking deep shit yo. BUT IN ALL FUCKING HONESTY, LEAVE THE FUCKING CAT ALONE. It’s got better things to do than to smell the dried crusty period blood you got in the crotch of your american apperal leggings.

pancakenation:chaoticlovers:(via: Leahsterrrr)

Stupid fucking hipsters not ONLY IN THE FUCKING FOREST BUT SITTING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FUCKING ROAD.

Oh woe is fucking me. I’m gonna go do what my mean cousin Billy always told me to do

Go play in the fucking street.

I can’t get those Jonas Brother tickets I wanted! I RAN OUT OF DIET COKE! My payment for my yoga class overdrafted! I HAD TO WAIT THREE HOURS IN THE CHECK OUT LINE AT TRADER JOES causing me to miss my appointment with my SUPER HOT TATTOO ARTIST!! I was totally going to slob on his knob for my next SQUID TATTOO! And then deny it to my girlfriends.

Only thing wrong with this picture, THERE AREN’T MORE OF YOU IN IT WAITING TO BE JUST THE BUGS IN A SEMI’S GRILL.

Vroom vroom bitches.

suenosdulces:thedustinheath:Sugar Flower.

Gender queer is the new black. So are fields. HELL NATURE IS THE NEW BLACK.

SO IS FUCKING LUNG CANCER YOU IRONIC FUCK.

What, are you 12?! Take your grammpas glasses back to him. He’s over there in the car, waiting because you wanted him to pick you up from the park. Riding your bike has become too ironic now.

FIELDS ARE THE NEW FORESTS….

(via geneticmutations)

There must be a contest going on… WHO CAN LOOK THE MOST LIKE EMACIATED-GENDER QUEER VERSION OF FALKOR…

OH god stay there… don’t move… don’t….. I’m almost about to cummmm THIS IS SOO HOT… YOUR SHAVED HEAD BRING BACK THE HORRIBLE MEMORIES OF THE HOLOCAUST…. I’m only 13 but i feel the jews pain I FEEL IT I BREATH IT *fap fap fap fap fap*

are you a girl or are you a boy i dunno this is hott.mmmmemmmm I feel you love you breath you!!

(via appletoothpaste)

HELP ME HELP I’M LOST IN THE FOREST AND I CAN’T PUT MY FAKE THICK RIMMED GLASSES ON!!

*sniffle* Me and Sally were just out here wanting to emote all over everything, you know USE OUR IPHONES AND TWEET OUR PHOTOSHOOT LIVE AND ALL. but then a rabid wolverine came and ate Sally!! IT MUST’VE BEEN THE STENCH FROM HER CROTCH THAT ATTRACTED THE WOLVERINE…. *sobs* Now there are body parts ALL OVER THE PLACE… but the wolverine let me live…

Thankfully… Sally’s tripod and SLR with 56mm tri color infared two  mint dipped mocha foam coated film was saved from the savagery!!! I pried the camera remote from her bloody hands and took this picture…

THIS PICTURE MEANS I’M IN LOVE.